Hi everyone... i came across a funny mail from my friend. i would like to share it with u.. its jus for fun (but may be its true!
) lets go...
Pakistan Nuke War...........Can it happen ????
Now this is quite interesting..............
Too stupidly good !!*
1. During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile,
Soviet Satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in
less than 45 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.
2. Recent studies commissioned by US department of Defense
included one on nuclear war between India and Pakistan :
3. This was the scenario.... ......... ....
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards
India. They don't need any permission from their government, and
promptly order the countdowns. Indian technology is highly advanced. In
less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak countdown and decides
to launch a missile in retribution.
But they need permission from the Government of India. They
submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it
to the Cabinet.
The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The LS
meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the
opposition, it gets adjourned indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick decision.
In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to
technical failure. Their attempts for a re-launch are still on.
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority
because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. The
President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. As the ruling
party fails to win the confidence vote, a caretaker government is
installed.
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a
nuclear missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker
government cannot take such a
decision because elections are at hand.
The Election Commission files Public Interest Litigation in the
Supreme Court alleging misuse of power. The Supreme Court comes to the
rescue of the PM, and says the acting! PM is authorized to take this
decision in view of the emergency facing the
nation.
Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it
fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own government building in
Islamabad at 11.00 AM. Fortunately there were no casualties as no
employee had reached the office that early. In any case, the
nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight.
The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China
and USA
The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a
nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. This
time all the parties agree. Its three months since the army had sought
permission.. But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity" , "anti-nuclear"
activists come out against theGovernment' s decision. Human chains are
formed and Rasta rokos organized. In California and Washington endless
e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the government and mentioning
"Please forward it to as many Indians as possible".
On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some
missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed
wind blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean
killing some fishes.
A missile (smuggled from US A) is pressed into service. Since
the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits it
original destination: Russia. Russians successfully intercepts the
missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad
The missile hits the target and creates havoc.
Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what
has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.
Thus India never gets to launch the missile. Pakistan never gets
it right. And both live happily ever after!!!!
